Monday, August 12, 2013

10 things to know when visiting Portland

1. Public nudity is legal.

2. We like our bikes so much we even make them into art.

4. Subarus are the new mini vans.

5. Watch out for high profile crime.
"According to Portland police, officers responded to a domestic violence report at a residence in the 3200 block of Southeast 22nd Avenue at about 2:30 a.m. A woman told officers that her boyfriend, Grotberg, had assaulted her, and then choked her with his dreadlocks. Officers searched the neighborhood and located Grotberg, taking him into custody."

6. Know the difference between these rose gardens.

7. Be prepared to wait hours in line for donuts and ice cream.

8. Only tourists use umbrellas.

9. Please pronounce Oregon and Willamette correctly.

10. We don't pump our own gas.

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