1. Public nudity is legal.
2. We like our bikes so much we even make them into art.
4. Subarus are the new mini vans.
5. Watch out for high profile crime.
"According to Portland police, officers responded to a domestic violence
report at a residence in the 3200 block of Southeast 22nd Avenue at
about 2:30 a.m. A woman told officers that her boyfriend, Grotberg, had
assaulted her, and then choked her with his dreadlocks. Officers
searched the neighborhood and located Grotberg, taking him into custody."
6. Know the difference between these rose gardens.
7. Be prepared to wait hours in line for donuts and ice cream.
8. Only tourists use umbrellas.
9. Please pronounce Oregon and Willamette correctly.
10. We don't pump our own gas.
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