Saturday, November 23, 2013

Why Thanksgiving is Better than Sex (in pictures)

So Thanksgiving is coming up, and it is probably one of the most exciting times of the year because you are allowed to eat 5x your daily caloric intake, and then sleep the rest of the day, and no one will judge you.

Now if these don't make your ...urm.. mouth water, then I don't know what will.

Foreplay aka appetizers and sides
Cranberry sauce gets classy.

What's better than stuffing? Deep fried stuffing.

I will lick that gravy off the side of the dish.

The main event aka the TURKEY
There is such thing as a honeybaked turkey

Or Turducken

Or Tofurky. Whatever you're into.

Cuddling aka dessert
You can caramel pecan my cupcakes

Pumpkin + Oreos = my two favorite flavors (is oreo a flavor? it is now)

Get in my mouth.

It's okay to spike this.

Hopefully you've been able to fill both your emotional void with this #foodporn, and be sure to fill your physical needs by eating everything next Thursday! And, the best part, the only pregnancy scare you'll get is a food baby!

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